Hilarious dares/performances · about 1 minute

Emergency Bulletin for a Tiny Problem

Let the group choose a harmless low-stakes headline, like a sock being inside out. Deliver a 20-second breaking-news bulletin with an urgent headline, one update, and a wildly calm correction. The room votes for the most unnecessarily serious line.

Skip at any time without penalty. Keep the story fictional or trivial, and give the bulletin seated at a comfortable volume.